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Some Short Poems in an Unfortunate Style

July 14, 2013

Tags: poems, unfortunate

cabbage is not a fruit
but it will have to do
There are no strawberries

kale is not a fruit
but it will have to do
there is no cabbage

potatoes are not a fruit
too bad.

I am tall,
You are short.
The consequences of this
Will soon be felt

The national sport
Here in Grubnaj
Is Phlegm.
Would you like to learn?
The rules are nowhere
Written down.

Why did she do it?
I lay awake nights
And hating myself
For not caring.

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